Dog
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You want a friend in Washington?
Get a dog.
—Harry S. Truman
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I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.
—Steven Wright
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Out of all the butts in the world, yours smells the best.
—The dog
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Nation's Dog Owners Demand To Know Who's A Good Boy
Drug-Sniffing Dog Develops Taste For Bit-O-Honeys
Pet Researchers Confirm 100% Of Owners Who Leave For Work Never Coming Back
I could chew on this (and other poems by dogs)