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Do you have the time
to listen to me whine
about nothing and everything
all at once?

—Green Day

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If it wasn’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all.

—Albert King

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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

—Robert Benchley

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You can’t say it, but you know it’s true.

—Barack Obama

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All truth is good.
Not all truth is good to say.

—African proverb

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

—Groucho Marx

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

—James Thurber

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I don't know how I feel
But I wonder if you feel like me

—Ani DiFranco

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I feel stupid and contagious.

—Nirvana

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Stupid is as stupid does.

—Forrest Gump

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I want to be someone else
or I'll explode

—Radiohead

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Weak people revenge.
Strong people forgive.
Intelligent people ignore.

—Albert Einstein

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Don't question authority.
Ignore it.

—Timothy Leary

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yes
it is possible
to hate and love someone
at the same time
i do it to myself
every day

—rupi kaur

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Sometimes it's like
someone took a knife,
baby, edgy and dull
and cut a six-inch valley
through the middle of my skull

—Bruce Springsteen

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Could be worse. Not sure how, but it could be.

—Eeyore

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It’s worse.

—Han Solo

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State of emergency
is where I want to be

—Björk

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There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

—Salvador Dalí

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The only people for me are the mad ones.

—Jack Kerouac

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Dad, as intelligence goes up, happiness often goes down. In fact, I made a graph. I make a lot of graphs.

—Lisa Simpson

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Because even if I should speak, no one would believe me. And they would not believe me precisely because they would know that what I said was true.

—James Baldwin

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Where is my mind?

—Pixies

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If you have to ask, you’ll never know.

—Louis Armstrong

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Good grief.

—Charlie Brown

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Report: Make It Stop

Autobiography in Five Short Chapters

Man spends whole day dreading fun activity he signed up for

Injured player gives thumbs-down while being carted off field

Garfield minus Garfield

The Far Side

Hyperbole and a half

Solutions and other problems

You are not so smart

You are now less dumb

Procrastinating ourselves to death

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