Sense of humor, satire, irony, parody, absurdity
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Two muffins are in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "It's getting pretty hot in here, huh?" And the other muffin screams, "Oh my god, a talking muffin!"
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Two cows are in a field. One cow says, "Hey, did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease? It makes cows go completely insane." The other cow replies, "Good thing I'm a helicopter.”
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Two windmills are getting to know each other on a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan.”
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Two guys are standing on opposite sides of a wide river. One yells across to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" The other yells back, "You ARE on the other side!"
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The other day I was … Oh wait, that wasn’t me.
—Steven Wright
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No one: What do we want?
Zombies: Brains!
No one: When do we want it?
Zombies: Brains!
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And the best thing
you've ever done for me
is to help me take my life
less seriously,
it's only life after all
—Indigo Girls
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Laughter is more than just a pleasurable activity. When people laugh together, they tend to talk and touch more and make eye contact more frequently.
—Gretchen Rubin
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To laugh like a brook
when it trips and falls
over stones on its way
—The Sound of Music
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Is he who laugh last,
children,
Is he who win
—Bob Marley
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Never be afraid to laugh
Just be glad that you know how
—Gillian Welch
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My joy is like spring,
so warm
it makes flowers bloom
all over the earth.
—Thich Nhat Hanh
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Keep makin’ me laugh.
—Lana Del Rey
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Bonus fry, you get your own ketchup packet!
—Jim Gaffigan
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What is to give light
must endure burning.
—Viktor Frankl
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Poem: Fishing on the Susquehanna in July
On humor · satire · irony
parody · absurdity
101 actually funny clean jokes for any situation
Extremely effective therapist just lets patients beat shit out of him for 45 minutes
Laptop gets to age when it can be lightly tossed sometimes
Area stoner convinced everyone on TV also stoned
Snoop Dogg gives up smoking weed
Area man pretty loud at guitar
Man still thinks of computer virus as cartoon worm that bites through screen
Video-game character wondering why heartless god always chooses 'continue'
Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day
Injured player gives thumbs-down while being carted off field
Man spends whole day dreading fun activity he signed up for
Brisk chill in November air reminds man that he forgot to wear pants today
Courtroom artist hopes next defendant a bowl of fruit
Happy person must either be stupid or evil
Report: It A Miracle Nothing Has Punctured Your Eye Yet
Obama final white house correspondents’ dinner
(The joke was that Obama wasn’t joking)
Harry Shearer & Dan Castellaneta do iconic voices from The Simpsons
Nancy Cartwright does her 7 Simpsons characters in under 40 seconds
Ronny Chieng thinks Amazon Prime is too slow
Jim Gaffigan goes to McDonald’s
If I Could Do It All Over Again, I’d Probably Have A Few Possessions